
Isn't it fascinating how switching words changes the sense of a phrase? Grandparents' Day sounds so fifth grade sweet while The Day of the Grandparents sounds like a black and white horror film, "They're coming!!!"
Anyway, I am here to expound on the brilliantness of my Grandparents.
Unusually, I was able to spend Grandparents' Day with my Grandparents, my mom's parents. Even more unusual is that I knew that it was Grandparents' Day. If you're not careful it'll just sneak right by you, or in my case if you don't happen to be randomly reading the small print on your calendar then...another year passed. I went home for the weekend for some relaxation and peace. Sounds enchanting, no? Well, I arrived at my blessed home just as the sun was setting, the air was cooling and my delicious dinner was next to me on the car seat in a Food Lion bag just waiting to be prepared. Then, as I pulled into the driveway that lead weight, I- just-did-something-stupid feeling hit me. Some of you Prissies out there might not know what this feels like but, whoa, it sucks. What had I done? Not checked to see if I had a house key and I already knew that I probably didn't have one.
Sure enough, no amount of dumping my purse out and shifting through its contents would reveal a house key. I had not put it on my car keys because my father had expounded on the danger of keeping them together. He had failed to mention the emotional damage caused by not securely attaching it to your car keys. Second option? Check all the doors. Results? Unsuccessful. Third option? Check for hidden keys. There should have been one but my family is the type who uses some useful resource like that and then forgets to returns it for future victims of memory lapse. Frantic calls then ensued to all my family members, barring the one in North Dakota. However, true to form in an emergency, none of them answered. It wouldn't have matter though since I learned that all of them were out of the state! You will be pleased to know that I won't be entering a life of crime any time soon, at least not without some intensive training. I failed to remove the screen from my bedroom window (I knew my window was unlocked) and instead broke my car key. A broom stick through the cat door managed to turn the bolt key in the lock of the back door but since it would neither remove the key or turn the bottom lock this only left me bruised and tired.
Last option, cry hysterically. This was the only option that performed its purpose to the fullest.
An opportune call to Greg Sherwell was what saved the day. Of course, my Grandparents had a key! My dedicated and loving Grandparents happily dropped all that they were doing to drive their key over to Sarah Harr who was already coming down to stay the night. I had a Budweiser from the garage fridge while I was waiting which helped me to see the humor of my situation. The greatest sufferer in this episode was Flossie who ended up being in her kennel a total of 12 hours and on top of that thought that her house was being burgled for the last 2.


O.K. this was getting too wordy so I decided to inject some color interest.
Sunday, Grandparents' Day, is what I am really here to talk about. I went with my parents and my grandparents to a benefit for the Wellness Center. I love benefits. They are so chatty. This day just made me appreciate my grandparents over again. They are such neat people. They both love to learn knew things which isn't a small thing when you have experienced as many things as they have and know so much and yet they are always eager to learn. Also, they are amazingly generous -- they bought my ticket for the benefit! These pens, Flares, remind me of my grandpa. They have always had some of these lying about their house, or strike that, neatly sticking out of the pencil holder, and I have always loved to use them when I was visiting. I used to use them to write really "challenging" math problems for my grandpa which, no matter what, I always gave him a big, fat F for. He took that rather well.
So, they are marvelous. Lovely conversationalists which is a dying art. I love them.
NB: The top photo is just a random one that I took of a statue, I don't have any photos of the famous Mr. and Mrs. Harter.